Hello. If you’re reading this you’re either very bored, very inquisitive, or have been led on a mystical wild goose chase by your former friend, the Internet. Haven’t you got something better to do? Go on then.

Right, for anybody still here perusing this increasingly pointless block of text, I’m a freelance journalist and ‘wannabe’ ideas man. This blog will be outlining the decisions behind and progress of my forthcoming projects – including the Cul-de-Sac webzine – and any other zany schemes or delusions of grandeur that happen to be plucked from the windmills or canyons of my mind (depending on your preferred image/music of choice).

Oh, and if you continue to read you’ll have to put up with lots of terrible puns and myriad music references. Deal? Oi, where have you gone? Oh. Right.